Los Marcos Mayhem 2007
Tuesday, October 30th, 2007Los Marcos Mayhem
Bike Polo Tournament
October 20-21 2007
New York City
The Website
The Flyers
The promo short
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The short film by Mallets of Mayhem Productions
And more unedited gameplay on Youtube
The Judges
Photo by Angelo
The Group Photo
Photo by Angelo
The Madness
Photo by Angelo
Dumptruck the MVP Won a custom mallet made by Brooklyn Machine Works
Photo by Angelo
The Winners “Heat Lightning” Zach Paul & Doug
Photo by Ed Glazar
The results
Team Uh….What (Spencer, Phil, & Gus - Boston) - 0 points. Seriously. they didn’t even have a TEAM NAME
The Dorks (Lee NYC, Morgan Boston, Brian New Haven) - 0 points. Pfft. Whatever.
The Cunning Linguists (James, Tyler, Javier - Boston) - 4 points from Polo & Tyler’s Shenanigans. Although an honorable mention goes to Javier for getting Zachfaced
The Desk Jockeys (Tink, Patrick, Zach - DC) - 9 points (4 polocat, 4 polo, 1 misc)
Las Cholas (Dylan “La Loca Bitch”, Kym “La Flaca”, Rebecca “La Chica” - NYC) - 10 points, mostly from Dylan’s shenanigans (7 points)
The Fucks (John Rogers, Lee, Andrew, Lucky Dog, NYC, Baltimore who the hell knows who was on this team…) - 13 points, 12 of which were from the polocat
Sons of A Thousand Fathers and all of them are bastards just like you (Brian, Allen, Peter - Ottawa/Vancouver) - 14 points, 9 of which were from polo
Las Corazonas Negras (Fiona, Quinn, Heather) - 16 points. 9 from the polocat, and the rest from being hot girls and making up a song for LOS MARCOS
Chicago Dumptrucks (Joe, Sam, Andy “Dumptruck”) - 17 points. 10 from Dumptrucks antics, three from polo, plus other misc. points
Mascara Rattlesnake (Kat, Veronique, Nicole - Boston) - 20 points. Kat was teamed with Corey for the 2-on-2 tournament and got 6 points from that. 5 points came from the alleycat, 3 were for being hot girls, and everything else was from Veronique’s glass-shattering shrieks
Steeplechase (Amanda, theJake, JulieDangermouse - NYC) -26 points, almost entirely from theJake’s antics, but 10 from the polocat
Casual Fridays (Jonathan, Aaron, Jonathan - Boston) - 26 points. 5 from the 2-on-2, 8 from the polocat, 2 from polo, and 11 miscellaneous points
LOS I.N.S. (Ethan, Brendan, John Birdseye - NYC) - 31 points. 12 from the Brendan/Doug 2-on-2 machine, 12 from the alleycat, and Ethan apparently won a 2-on-2 match once, too.
Almost Christpunchers (Mark, Alex, Montana - Phillwaukee) - 35 points. 12 from the Mark/Johnny Ottawa 2-on-2 domination, and pretty much everything else from having brilliant costumes
Next in Line for your mother’s Gangbang (Corey, Adam, Dave - NYC) - 36 points. 9 2-on-2, 13 alleycat, 12 polo, 3 misc. (Corey got a hobo’s autograph).
Turtleheads (Brad, Terra, Kansas - NYC) 39 points, ALL OF WHICH WERE MISCELLANEOUS POINTS. Apparently we didn’t give them shit for the polocat, 2-on-2, or polo itself. This was pure bribery and shenanigans. Terra broke Ethan’s glasses and faceplanted him, Kansas was ….Kansas, and Brad probably bribed us a bunch
The Kens (Ben, Aaron, Russel - Chicago) 40 points. 3 2-on-2, 10 polocat, 2 polo, 25 miscellaneous points. Plus, best team name.
Brass Ballers (Alexis, Angelo, Johnny) 54 points. 12 from Johnny/Mark 2-on-2, 13 polocat, 16 polo, 24 misc - 15 of which were Angelo’s
Heat Lightning (Paul, Doug, Zach) 77 points. 15 2-on-2 (between Doug & Zach), 17 polocat, 20 polo, 23 misc - primarily from Paul’s stellar bribery efforts - During the polocat, which they finished LAST, they went to brooklyn, and brought LOS MARCOS dinner AND a porn!
The Sponsors
Trackstar
Dave’s Quality Meat
Chrome Bags
Seagull Bags
Brooklyn Machine Works
Fabric Horse
US Bike Polo
Brooklyn Brewery
Fifo Cycle
Cycle Hawk
Sage Hat
Arone
Laek House
Bike Habitat
VaYa Bags
